Wednesday, June 11, 2008

I'm not dead... yet


Hi everyone. I'm back from California, and other than turning a different color I'm completely unscathed. It was the most perfectest vacation ever, and I plan on telling all y'all all about it soon, but give me a few days to catch up on life before I get around to posting again and poking around on all your spaces.

Things to look forward to:
A week of porta-potties
Thousands and thousands of drag queens, as far as the eye can see
Why I'm going to start doping and become a male gymnast
The weekend that was "All about Claire's butt" (Mayra's words, not mine)
Scabies, sweat, vomit, prickly heat, bugs in people's hair, and other secretions and bodily mishaps
Rocketpants and Claire take on LA, and win!
and The Great Ice Cream Disaster of June 2008

...among other things...

7 comments:

Trihardist said...

Woohoo! Sounds really, really gay!

Can't wait!

Angry Runner said...

Scabies...aren't those...nevermind.

Look at you sprinting into the finish...I knew you'd win! At least you beat Mr. Mustache behind you.

rocketpants said...

We did win...how...I don't know...but we did win.

Glad you survived the cross country flight back.

mindy said...

Yay secretions and mishaps! Sounds like the title of some scandalous unauthorized biography. In other news, holy quads, girl, your legs are ripped!!

Bob Almighty said...

Welcome back to the East Coast, looks like you had a blast on the ride.

Benson said...

Sweet, I can't wait for the down and dirty on all your...down and dirtyness.
Glag you're home in one piece.

GetBackJoJo said...

Glad you're home! I can't wait to hear all the details!