Happy Birthday to me!

Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,

Happy birthday dear Cla-aire,

Happy birthday to me!

How old are you now?
You're fat as a cow,
You look like a monkey,
And you smell like one too!

Stay tuned for race reports from the Hairy Man Half Ironman, and the CRW Spring Century this weekend. In the meantime, if you would consider buying me a drink for my birthday, then please donate the price of one drink (or dinner if you really like me) to my AIDS LifeCycle Fundraising page here. (All procedes benefit the San Francisco AIDS Foundation.) No donation is too small, in fact, I'm kind of interested to see who can make the SMALLEST donation. So, here are some drinks and roughly how much they used to cost at my favorite bar. I'll be sure to check back in and let everyone know how "drunk" I got from all the donations:
$ 0.25 hey, man, can I bum a smoke?
$ 2.00 Wanna split a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale?
$ 3.00 Pabst Blue Ribbon
$ 4.00 Harpoon IPA
$ 5.00 Rum and Coke
$ 6.00 Gin and Tonic
$ 10.00 I'll have 2 of whatever you're having
$ 20.00 Why don't we go get a handle and drink more at home
$ 25.00 What the hell did we do last night?

Oh, and don't forget to leave a message of support!