A gift to my devoted readers: A short post
Today there was a tall man in spin class. He was tall and big and heavy, and didn't know how to ride a bike. He was bouncing so hard on that seat that the seatpost was bending and bowing under his weight. I could see it bending from all the way across the room. Then, we had to add just another tiiiiiiiny turn to the right, and the guy's bike started bucking. That's right, the front end of the 100-lb bike started popping up off the floor from all the bouncing. And the instructor said nothing.
What. The. Fuck?!
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And then..?
... And then I got annoyed.
Fucking hilarious!!!! Un-fucking-believable! Great instructor.
All fat-ass needed was a helmet like the ass in my friends class and he would have been good-to-go!
I wonder if big tall fat guy has a sore crotch?
Bouncing busts balls...if he has any.
I have never seen that happen! But then again I am the Resistance Knob Special Forces. If someone is not using it, I will rat them out.
Oh, by the way, I had a cute red headed guy come to class who I have never seen before. He had his cycling shoes and his legs were shaved. I made him sweat and pant. I loved it!!!
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